The Mystical and Wonderful Life of the Uneaten Cake
It's that time of the week again, not it's The Weekly Potato, it's about The Uneaten Cake! For starters, let's say that all of us were turned into cakes. Now let's say that our cakey selves would match the look of our human looks; if you are beautiful, you would look like a delicious and well-baked cake; if you are not beautiful, you'd look like a horrible cake. Oh, you thought the cake above represents me? No no no no no no no no no, you're surely mistaken. You have the wrong guy. If I was a cake, I'd look something like....this.... Ew. That's right, I'm ugly. It's hard to admit it, but hell yeah, I'm ugly. I'm a cake who's never been eaten, never been tasted and never been loved. That is, if I was a cake, but I'm not. Wait, we're in cake world! All of us are cakes for now! Oh my God, look at my friends, they all look like beautiful and well-prepared cakes.. Elaine in cake form By